We like to think that, most of the time, you have pretty positive feelings towards Monzo. You send us nice messages and invite your friends to sign up. You even voted us best bank in Which?’s latest survey.
But there are also times when actually, you really kind of hate us.
For trying to be positive
And making helpful suggestions
For telling you how much you've spent
But it's literally our job...?
For knowing you too well
And stating the obvious
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For bringing you crashing back down to earth
For being judgemental
And embarrassing you in public
And making you feel personally attacked
And lastly, for being too damn loud
📣
Like, way too loud
Please
Seriously so loud
Shhh.
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